Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Old ladies and their hair of blue (what are they trying to prove)


Last sunday ( I was late for church again and hid myself in the back pew) I sat behind this older lady and to my joy and wonderment she had dyed her hair this light shade of blue. Women who do this have always brought wonder to me... why in the world pick that color? did someone play a mean trick and change their shampoo? Do they get hit on more in the old folks home for being young and playful?
Anyhow... My brother Dan was preaching so before he goes up I making comments on everything ( Bad I know and distracting to grace and this wonderful lady of blue). He gets up and starts talking about the temple and what they used to make the temple.
How they had this very poor knotted piece of wood but they covered the wood with a white sheet, copper at the base and sliver for the top. He talked about how we are all like the knotted wood but God covers us, so to the world we look white and pure from head to toe.
Then he went to give the example that we look to preachers and elders as pure and wonderful as the world looks to us but we can only see our knotts, but the elders and pastors are also only twisted and knotted. This was the part were out of my mouth comes a big HA! and I start to laugh.
Lady blue hair turns around to give me the dirtiest look, do you think I would then stop .... no I just laugh harder.
I just thought of the elders that look upon themselves and they see they are only saved sinners but I thought of how many were thinking how they might look to the people ( the truth is out). They have a rep. to uphold ( or so some think) Bad timing on my part but once I started I couldn't stop and the look from lady blue.....priceless.

7 Comments:

At 9:52 AM, Blogger Superjan said...

was the lady with blue hair wearing a green dress and red pearls? two words: marge simpson

 
At 3:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehe, we were talking about that on Sunday night. If looks could kill... At least there is nothing wrong with lady blue's hearing

 
At 5:55 PM, Blogger shinbone #4 said...

true...
although the "ha" was so loud, I think you would have had to have been quite deaf to miss it.
I think Mrs. Blue has a regal bearing - something to aspire to. I think she wears the blue hair well, and in fact when I finally do go entirely white haired I may consider that particular shade myself :D

 
At 7:32 AM, Blogger hotrodent said...

It would match your blue kangaroo that your are wearing in your picture well.

 
At 10:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what the lady with blue hair was like/looked like when she was young? I agree shinbone #4 she is somewhat elegant although perhaps a little crusty. hmmm... yes... I think blue hair would suit you very well!!

 
At 9:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

one time I bought my mom shampoo from avon that was supposedly made for white hair and it turned her hair a light blue. (I have to say that they were good enough to let us return the shampoo. Maybe that was this poor ladies problem.)

 
At 4:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hotrodent is a kangaroo as you so call it a hoodie?

 

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