Saturday, January 13, 2007

My name is Euurn

Just before I woke up this morning I had this dream, I was this big health freak and no matter how much exercise I did I could not lose weight. Well in my dream Grace was trying to make me feel better and made be this cup of tea, I took a sip of the tea and all of a sudden I started to get fat at a surprising rate. I started to panic and asked grace if she had put sugar into the tea, " Of course" Grace replied.
I started to cry for I new that any suger in my body and I would turn really really fat. As they rushed me to the hospital I was almost 500 lbs and by time we got there I was weighing in at 660lbs. As they asked for my name Grace told them it was Euurn and then told the secretary how to spell my name.
I was so frustrated, the doctors were telling the nurses to call the news crew because they had just admitted the fattest woman on earth into there hospital, but that wasn't what was upsetting me, it was that they kept getting my name wrong from family and friends.
I woke up with my teeth clenched, but then began to laugh at the name my brian was giving out in my dream. I had never heard this name before but I have now been trying to say it all day.